Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Feel Free to Stop at Any Time

Dear planet Earth,

Here is an off-the-cuff list of things I am tired of seeing in the news. It's not that I want the news to stop informing us of occurrences of these items, I want these items to not occur.

  • accidental shooting of self or family members due to improper handling of a firearm
  • missing females between the ages of 13 and 35
  • crap cops (a sensational minority) fomenting mistrust of good cops (a vast majority)
  • ISIS beheadings
  • ebola
  • ISIS anything
  • race-based violence
  • sexual orientation-based violence
  • perv teachers
  • Secret Service screw-ups

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